A deputy is missing much of one ear from a much earlier, unseen gun accident. Learn more about cookies in our. Phrases: "It's like a car alarm that sh*ts," "I'm tired of dealing with sh*t all of the time," "Bears don't eat sh*t," "This is bullsh*t," "Oh sh*t," "I will beat sh*t down," "Saying the weirdest sh*t," "Sh*t-hole," "You look like an Eskimo hooker" (or something close to that), "Granny's gonna spank your bottom," "Leather condom" (helmet), "My junk" (penis and/or testicles), "Look at the nuts on that thing," "One powerful little sucker," "In your day, the mean had pyramids to build," "Screw" (nonsexual), "I hate you," "Moron," "Bitch" (man), "I'll see you hogs in hell," "Without busting your ass," "Buck wild," "What kind of crap is that?" Maggie has a beer. Who Do You Love. Young women in a car throw kisses at men riding motorcycles on a highway. Starring Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty and Ronny Cox, this is definitely not a light-hearted camping movie. Jack smacks one of his minions. Herman Beeftink. and one of the aggressors says, "I do." Jack smokes once, as do a few miscellaneous bikers. At least 1 possible "f" word (and another that appeared to be mouthed, but not heard), 13 "s" words, 2 slang terms using female genitals ("p*ssy"), 1 using male ones ("my junk"), 26 asses (11 used with "hole"), 8 damns, 7 hells, 3 craps, 2 S.O.B.s and 2 uses of "Oh God.". If you're still concerned about the film and its appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home who may be interested in seeing it, we suggest that you take a closer look at our detailed listings for more specific information regarding the film's content. Doug chugs from a pitcher. Some youll agree withsome you might be surprised bybut they all have one great thing in common: camping. The gang's leader (played by Ray Liotta) takes away one of the men's bikes and forces them to ride away without it. A husband and wife hug and kiss in a few scenes. Doug takes his off (under the water, so we don't see any nudity), as does Bobby who tells the others to keep their distance and that he doesn't want the whole size thing to ruin their friendship. Doug jokingly refers to Dudley's old-fashioned helmet as a leather condom. Bobby then tops that off by kneeing one in the crotch, bending him over in pain. Seeing Dudley and Maggie quite close, Bobby tells them to "get a room," with Dudley asking, "Can we? The resultant fire spreads and we then see the biker bar explode. Bobby's wife is quite mad at him when she learns that he lied about where he was going and what he'd be doing during the trip. Doug comments about "take a leak" and that he has to pee again. It then burns through and lands on the sleeping bag inside, catching it on fire. This is the second movie for Kevin Durand and Ray Liotta. While passing by, Woody gives "the finger" to Jack and his gang. The men decide to participate in a "slap the bull" game, not initially realizing it's meant literally (with Bobby saying he thought it was a drinking game). SMOKING Moderate All of that's played for comedy, but it's possible younger viewers might still find some of it unsettling or suspenseful. Do we have time?" Dudley goes to confront the bikers with a tire iron, but it accidentally slips out of his hand and crashes through a glass door. Sex or at least fooling around is somewhat implied but not seen between Dudley and Maggie. Mild For those prone to visually induced motion sickness, there are varying amounts of camera movement in the film. While well outside the traditional camping film genre, several campers gave the thumbs a big thumbs up for the films humor and music. While dancing, Dudley accidentally sends Maggie into another couple, knocking them down. They don't immediately realize the cop is there and comment about Woody riding them so hard the day before, the human body was not meant to ride something so huge, and Bobby saying his jaw hurts from blowing so hard (inflating a mattress), all of which the cop thinks is referencing gay sex. A man in a dentist's chair moans when the suction tube gets stuck inside his mouth. Characters drink and/or smoke, and a drug-related comment is made. Woody lies to his friends about confronting Jack and his gang. Madrid has experienced just such an event with the March 2 release of Disney's movie "Wild Hogs." . Having been one of the six Americans who somehow missed "Wild Hogs" during its massively popular theatrical run, I approach its DVD release with curiosity. Dudley walks up at their campsite, holding a plastic bag. Shot largely in black and white, this is a fall camping must-see only for the brave-hearted. Mild To get back at his mother-in-law for saying that in her day, the men wore the pants (referring to how Bobby's wife treats him), Bobby retorts that in her day, the men had pyramids to build. Planning to take a vacation with the whole family this summer? About the reconstruction of a biker bar, a comment is made about there being a year's supply of free beer with that. We welcome suggestions & criticisms -- and we accept compliments too. *Moderate Comedy: Suffering from various midlife crises, four friends set out on a cross-country motorcycle trip only to encounter an ill-tempered motorcycle gang. The men stare at various young and shapely ladies in skimpy bikinis (that show cleavage and varying amounts of bare butt cheeks) as the men ride along on their bikes. The script changes its mind mid-scene, forgets the bag of poop ever existed, and moves on to something about a tent accidentally burning down. other 403 subscribers 550K views 8 years ago DISCLAIMER: All photos, stills, clips and music are copyrighted to their. All four men have beer. So, they mount their motorcycles and make their way across the country. To prove they don't need them, Woody throws Doug's phone aside, breaking it. Become a member of our premium site for just $2/month & access advance reviews, without any ads, not a single one, ever. CALL FOR VIEWING, Gated garage, Intercom entry, Alarm, FP Central air, Dishwasher, Stove/Oven & Refrigerator, Laundry in premises. The Wild Hogs are excited to stop at a "real" biker bar in New Mexico, which is home to the biker gang, the Del Fuegos, led by Jack Blade, played by Ray . Nudity. 39 of 61 found this interesting | Share this. Bobby Davis: Wut da? wild hogs tent fire scene. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?" The summer caps off with an Olympiad with rival Camp Mohawk, with potato sack races, hot dog eating contests and more. 1996-2022 Screen It, Inc. TIM ALLEN plays a suburban dentist who isn't happy in his life for a number of reasons and thus agrees to Woody's suggestion of a road trip. While out riding, Dudley accidentally clotheslines himself on a sign (knocking himself off his bike). Dudley likes the look of a woman in a cyber-cafe, but when he commands his voice-actuated computer to look for "alternate specs," it thinks he said "alternate sex" and thus shows various porno Internet sites, such as GrannyLove.org and barnyard love (we hear "granny's gonna spank your bottom" along with animal sounds). A man rides his motorcycle into a pile of hay bales (he is uninjured). A man rides his motorcycle into a realtor placard, and he is knocked off his motorcycle and onto the ground but he is apparently uninjured. Various characters have varying degrees of bad attitudes. Its full of great music, too. Beyond Woodys act of malicious sabotage at the bar (which he then lies about), the Hogs also run away from responsibility when they accidentally break a trucks windshield. Add time. All four men have beer as do others in a bar (we see many beers in front of the four). Menu. Jesus name is abused once or twice; Gods more than that. Add time. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?" Plan your camping menu here. Looking for an RV service shop, RV dealer, or RV rental in the U.S. or Canada? George Thorogood and The Destroyers. PROFANITY A biker picks up a bystander and throws him into another person. One character tells another character "I hate you." Wild Hogs 2007, PG-13, 99 min. A man eats a stick of butter and drinks gravy from a gravy dish and then becomes ill (we see him in the hospital where he is told that he had a panic attack). So, they mount their motorcycles and make their way across the country. Sequences of genuinely funny laugh lines, a clever twist on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (Move the bus!) and even Tim Allen himself werent nearly enough to distract us from the fact that the sneak-peek showing we attended was crammed with kids. A nude male police officer (we see his bare chest) jumps in water where four men are skinny-dipping and invites them to play chicken fights or Marco Polo. (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). When they get there, Dudley grabs a pitcher of beer off a table and drinks straight from it. But it ends up leaving you picking bugs out of your teeth. None. Looking to save money on your next RV adventure? Here's a brief summary of the content found in this comedy that's been rated PG-13. Dont see your favorite film listed? He also drinks and uses profanity. Privacy Statement and Terms of Use and Disclaimer A biker pours a mug of beer over a guy's head, commenting on it being "piss warm." A biker grabs a bystander, takes his phone, and shoves him away. Add them by logging in. A song has sexual sounding lyrics about someone who knows how to ride another. They were previously in Smokin' Aces (2006). A gay cop comes across the four guys sleeping together on the ground (following their tent burning down the night before). Topics ToTalk About ***PALM*** He doesn't inform the others of the resultant danger they're in, drinks some, and uses some profanity. All Rights Reserved, However, the gay cop from before then shows up, and we see his bare butt as he gets into the pond. Mistakenly thinking some gang members are scared of a potential lawsuit should they mess with the Wild Hogs (when they're just holding back from orders by Jack), Bobby throws a beer onto a biker and then squirts ketchup and mustard onto him and his biker buddy. One deputy refers to his brother and fellow deputy as "hamburger head" for having a disfigured ear from an earlier, unseen shooting accident. Who brought whom to watch this stuff? Dudley jumps in and we see a quick view of his bare butt again. Heavy Del Fuegos a new home, courtesy of the Wild Hogs. Share your camping experiences, stories, photos Sexually related dialogue and song lyrics are present, as is sexually related humor, including gay and homophobic material, and a brief bit featuring Internet porn. Bon Jovi . Woody and Doug then sneak up on and slap a bull on its rear. Wild Hogs promises to take moviegoers on a fun ride with the wind in their hair. Comedy: Suffering from various midlife crises, four friends set out on a cross-country motorcycle trip only to encounter an ill-tempered motorcycle gang. Bobby then tops that off by kneeing one in the crotch, bending him over in pain (while played for comedy, some viewers might be concerned for Bobby's safety). A woman is dismissive and insulting to her son in law. Have you ever heard of work camping? Bobby, Doug, and Woody are clotheslined by a surfboard while not paying attention to where they're riding. JUMP SCENES A song has the lyric, "Gonna light your fire" (meant sexually). The human body wasnt made to stradle something that big for that long. The others are reluctant, but eventually agree, and soon the quartet hits the road. "Oh hell no," "Shut up," "That's a damn lie," "Sweet ride," "Does anybody else get that pre-rape feeling?" Townsfolk arm themselves with baseball bats and axes, but things never go quite that far. When they finally end up in Madrid, N.M., they stage their last stand, as it were, while Dudley falls head over heels for local waitress Maggie. A group of suburban biker wannabes looking for adventure hit the open road, but get more than they bargained for when they encounter a New Mexico gang called the Del Fuegos.A group of suburban biker wannabes looking for adventure hit the open road, but get more than they bargained for when they encounter a New Mexico gang called the Del Fuegos.A group of suburban biker wannabes looking for adventure hit the open road, but get more than they bargained for when they encounter a New Mexico gang called the Del Fuegos. Choose from historic locations, theme parks, outdoor adventures and more. While out riding, Dudley accidentally clotheslines himself on a sign (knocking himself off his bike). KOA Care Camps Big Weekend and KOA Rewards Weekend. After they run out of gas in the desert, the men see a sign for beer in the next town. Disrespectful/Bad Attitude Two men slap a bull and run, one man gets away unharmed, but the other man is chased and thrown in the air by the bull; another man who is tries to distract the bull is also thrown (no one is seriously injured). They also have to give the slip to an amorous cop and figure out how to avoid dive-bombing birds and dastardly thundershowersnot to mention overcoming their own cluelessness. He then looks like he's in pain, and we next see him in the hospital where the doc tells him he's had a stress-induced panic attack. *Heavy KOA Rewards campers can also view points, rewards, history, and more! When they get there, Dudley grabs a pitcher of beer off a table and drinks straight from it. Moderate To prove he's still a man (while on a strict diet), Doug drinks straight from the gravy boat and then bites a chuck out of a stick of butter. Woody lies to his friends about confronting Jack and his gang. Profanity The resultant fire spreads and we then see the biker bar explode. JOHN TRAVOLTA plays his friend whose supermodel wife is divorcing him, thus leaving him broke. We hear that Woody is broke and is getting divorced from his supermodel wife. Wild Hogs - Best part - YouTube 0:00 / 1:51 Wild Hogs - Best part M.P. He also drinks and uses profanity. Dudley says he'll tie it up in a tree so that a bear won't get it, with Woody replying, "Bears don't eat sh*t." Frightening/Tense Scenes He drinks some along the way and must contend with Jack and his gang. A man is very uncomfortable speaking to women, he stutters and is basically incomprehensible. IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR After Woody accidentally blows up the biker bar (unbeknownst to the others) while retrieving Dudley's bike, the quartet continues on their trip, eventually arriving in a small town where they meet Maggie (MARISA TOMEI), the owner of the local diner. The Hogs are shown urinating on the side of the road. It is now a gift shop that sells Wild Hog and Del Fuego souvenirs. Four men argue about whether to wear helmets or not. We see some miscellaneous bare midriffs. S-words. A man touches a man's motorcycle seat and then licks his finger. At a carnival attraction, Bobby throws a baseball at some targets, but it ricochets and hits Doug in the crotch, doubling him over in pain. "Hell just froze over," "It's in my skin, bitch" (referring to a tattoo, said to no one in particular), "Hey numb nuts," "Got a cheap ass wife," "This is poop, don't eat it," "Bury it or I'll vomit in your lap," "Wimp," "Poindexter," "Damn lucky," "Take a leak," "What the hell?" When Jack ( Ray Liotta) is confronting the Wild Hogs in the biker bar, the beer he is drinking is clearly Michelob Ultra, a low-carb, light beer. Moderate and videos! A man steals another man's motorcycle. At a key moment, Woody yells, Ride hard, or stay home. Some choice. Bird droppings splatter on Dougs face. At a carnival attraction, Bobby throws a baseball at some targets, but it ricochets and hits Doug in the crotch, doubling him over in pain. We've gone through several editorial changes since we started covering films in 1992 and older reviews are not as complete & accurate as recent ones; we plan to revisit and correct older reviews as resources and time permits. They then encounter a real motorcycle gang, the Del Fuegos. To prove they don't need them, Woody throws Doug's phone aside, breaking it. A man accidentally breaks a glass door. Bobby is grudgingly returning to work as a plumber after taking time off to pursue a writing career that went nowhere. He doesn't inform the others of the resultant danger they're in, drinks some, and uses some profanity. Three men talk about another man's wife being "hot" and that she is a swimsuit model. When Jack and his gang arrive with revenge on their minds, the four middle-aged men must decide what they're going to do . About Jack and his gang surrounding them, Bobby asks if anybody else is getting "that pre-rape feeling," with one of Jack's minions enthusiastically saying he does. While we read all emails & try to reply we don't always manage to do so; be assured that we will not share your e-mail address. Blood/Gore The comment to get out and enjoy life. A biker has a pierced eyebrow. CAST AS ROLE MODELS: And Dudley is still single and impossibly nerdy (as defined by his new Apple logo tattoo). The men stare at various young and shapely ladies in skimpy bikinis (that show cleavage and varying amounts of bare butt cheeks) as the men ride along on their bikes. When they try to take off, they can't, and Jack's cigarette drops into the spilled fuel. Unfortunately, it's not long before misfortune strikes. About how his oldest daughter is dressed, Bobby half-jokes about her looking like some sort of hooker. As the credits roll, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition shows up and gives the Be aware that while we do our best to avoid spoilers it is impossible to disguise all details and some may reveal crucial plot elements. A store clerk talks to Bobby about the "crap" in the bathroom that Bobby will have to clean (as a plumber). Ultimately, though, anyone hoping to see Wild Hogs this weekend is better off going to the zoo. April 19, 2007. MARISA TOMEI plays a small town resident who runs the local diner and ends up falling for Dudley (with whom she might sleep). We see that Jack and his men have Dudley tied up, and Jack threatens to break his legs (and then head) if his three friends don't show their faces. Doug asking, "Did you ever wake up and wonder what happened to your life?". Theres a whole lotta drinkin goin on at the Del Fuegos bar. Dudley walks up at their campsite, holding a plastic bag. Other new and recent reviews include: Were those Boomers just happy to find a movie aimed at them for a change? KOA Holiday - Basecamp for the Great Outdoors, KOA Resort - The Destination for Recreation. If your kids (or grandkids) havent seen one girl playing two girls wreaking havoc on two coasts and one summer campits time to get this one into the player. Well, there are quite a lot of them actually, including Continental Divide, Dirty Dancing, Ernest Goes to Camp, Goonies, Into the Wild and more.